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Velveteen Plush Blanket — "Burn Sage: Because Burning Narcissists Is Illegal" Graphic Throw

Velveteen Plush Blanket — "Burn Sage: Because Burning Narcissists Is Illegal" Graphic Throw

Regular price $22.07 USD
Regular price Sale price $22.07 USD
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Wrap yourself in a cheeky, cozy hug with this velveteen plush blanket. Soft, medium-weight fabric holds vibrant one-sided prints with crisp detail — here, a bold monochrome illustration that pairs a sage-burning ritual with dark humor: “Burn Sage — Because Burning Narcissists Is Illegal.” It settles over your lap during late-night journaling, drapes across a couch for movie marathons, or adds a playful edge to a self-care nook. The plush texture invites lingering moments of warmth while the statement design sparks knowing smiles and private laughs among fellow witchy, boundary-setting friends.

Product features
- Ultra-soft velveteen: medium heavy-weight 300 g/m² plush feel.
- Vibrant one-sided print: high-detail monochrome artwork.
- Durable construction: double-needle topstitch on all seams.
- Easy care synthetic: quick-drying polyester (or polyester/spandex blend).
- Safety & compliance: meets flammability and chemical safety standards.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
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