This sweatshirt is both hilarious and wise: "Burn sage, because burning narcissists is illegal." This cozy crewneck brings gentle ritual and quiet comfort into everyday wear. A soft, slightly oversized silhouette wraps you in a medium‑heavy cotton‑poly blend that stays warm without feeling bulky. The front illustration—moonglow, herbs, and a small ceremonial flame—combines sharp humor with slow evenings, intentional cleansing, and midnight walks beneath stars. The design offers hand-crafted character, while durable OEKO‑TEX certified dyes mean it will hold up wash after wash. Ethically sourced cotton and tear‑away labels keep the focus on comfort and care.
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Double‑needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Embroidery available on chest or wrists; DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO‑TEX dyed, ethically sourced US cotton; gray tear‑away label for itch‑free wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
